*to be read as a dramatic voiceover*

You've waited all week long, and now we bring you the sequel to the award-winning series. Some critic is calling it "breathtaking: the reason for my existence". A publication you've never heard of says it's the most rewarding sequel of the 21st century. It's...

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The Wednesday Word of the Week!

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Wouldn't it be fun to host a TV show?

Okay, so the word of the week is shellac. I love this one. Why? Firstly, because it sounds cool and is fun to say. Secondly, because it has two meanings. And thirdly, because I said so. I could tell you what this word means and whatnot, but that would actually be useful, and you haven't really found anything useful on this blog, now have you? So have some julimagination and go look it up. Or I'll give you a shellacking.