I have a bunch of awesome new posts for you guys. I just have to, erm, find them.

What? I didn't lose my journal! It's somewhere in my house... or my car... or at school... or work... or at one of my friends' houses... or somewhere...

...But it's not gone off the face of the earth, okay? Just chill.

What do you mean you've just been going on with your life without me? I'm the one freaking out here? I'm not freaking out! I'M FINE. NO FREAKING OUT IS GOING ON HERE. It's only a journal... A journal that I promised I would keep.... And I lost it...

*twitch*

Until I either find it or rewrite all of my posts, you'll have to find your own julimagination, mmkay? You can do it. I have faith.