Alrighties, if you're here on the internet right now, chances are you've played at least one online game in your lifetime. And if you've played at least one online game, chances are one's led to another, which has led to another, which has led to another, and so on. Let's face it. Those free flash games are fairly addictive. There are so many of them out there. And trust me, some of them are bizarre. Really bizarre.

So, I decided today to bring you the best of those crazy free online games, many of which probably required the intervention of illicit drugs to concieve.


Haunt the House by Armor Games. In this game, you play a ghost who is sick and tired of people making noise in his home. You float around the house and posses various household items in an attempt to scare people away without frightening them into a fit. This game gets a 7 out of 10: it was lots of fun, but it was rather short, and would have definitely gotten a perfect score if it was longer, possibly with more levels or different houses.

Robot Unicorn Attack from Adult Swim. This is a pretty widely known game. I give it an 8 out of 10, because it gets kind of repetitive after a while. Just play it. Listen to the music. Join the cult of fans. Trust me.


Burrito Bison by Juicy Beast Games. This could very well be the next Robot Unicorn Attack. I give it a 9 out of 10, because it's really awesome, but not all that original. It seems like someone sat down and looked at a bunch of successful games and combined them.


Nutsy Bolts. It's a free online version of the popular board game Apples to Apples. It's a 9 of 10, because it's a super fun game but there are often a lot of glitches. Which is okay, because it's still in beta.


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mes. 6 of 10. This game is highly addictive. You'll spend a lot of time on it, and then you'll be bummed out when all you get for winning is a page that asks you to donate money to the creators.

Pretty much any of the games from PencilKids. Some of these are quite original, but others are just stereotypical. I love that they reward you for winning so you don't just feel like you wasted a whole ton of time on their site.


I Don't Even Know and I Don't Even Game by Lawlolawl Studios.

Have fun! And julimagination!