Well, today is Saturday and...

What's that?

What do you mean? I didn't forget our five day anniversary! How could you possibly say something like that? And besides, I've been the one putting all of the work into this relationship anyway. I've been blogging every single day. And how many comments have you posted? Zero! For all I know you could be seeing other people. Is that what it is? You have needs that I can't satisfy? Cheater! I knew you had your eye on that food blog the entire time! Yeah? Well, that burnt biscuit of a baker can cook my cockles!

*Sigh...* I'm sorry. I'll try to watch my language. But I think we may both need some space for a while. I'm breaking up with you. You just don't have any julimagination.